Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Dear pasty white "Sandwich Artist" at Subway:

Just because you can grow a mustache at the age of 17, doesn't mean you should.

And guys that are descended from Vikings -- such as yourself -- should know that no matter how thick you can grow it, white blonde hair on pale white skin just isn't a good look.

Your 'stache does NOT make you look older, just silly.

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